haave-you-met-ted: harry potter and i didn’t know i was a wizard harry potter and i didn’t know it was the snake harry potter and i didn’t know he was my godfather harry potter and i don’t know how my name got in there harry potter and im starting to understand magic harry potter and im starting to understand how hogwarts works harry potter and kill me im finished
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY BITCHES
leravegirl: “Happy 4th of July,” I whisper as I stroke my pet eagle’s soft feathers and deep fry my freedom.
4TH FOR YOU AMERICA. YOU GO AMERICA.