August 2012
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advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
“I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.”
— one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via selfishpromise)
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS.
SAILING
(ROWING A BOAT?!)edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS.
MARATHON
JUDO
HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE.
I’d like to go out for drinks with the independent athletes.
067. You wouldn't know that after Harry defeated Voldemort, he repaired his original wand with the Elder wand
Submitted by: madskatercow
There are some "G-d Hates Fags" types on campus today, and one of the students asked if the Bible was peer reviewed.
The Myth of Fingerprints: “You know, you remind me of the man that lived by the river. He heard... →
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“You know, you remind me of the man that lived by the river. He heard a radio report that the river was going to rush up and flood the town. And that all the residents should evacuate their homes. But the man said, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.
The waters rose up. A guy…
I think the "West Wing" is the single best television series ever made in the history of man.
the only way this could get any more british is if at the end we declared war on France
I wonder if the queen feels awkward when people sing God Save The Queen the same way we feel awkward when people sing happy birthday to us.
“I didn’t mean to create controversy here. Did you hear, there was somebody booing? What was your choice? Who was booing up there? He had a different opinion. What are you, oatmeal? Peanut butter is quite good too. But I’m going with the mint.”
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President Obama’s favorite Girl Scout cookie: Thin mints. And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
Girl Scout cookie debates: They can get fractious.
(via barackobama)
cosmo tip #236
sensually play the recorder for him
Is there any other way to play the recorder
Vermont Problem:
When you’re buying ice cream at an out of state grocery store and a customer near you wonders why Ben and Jerry’s spelled “fish” wrong on their ice cream.
