advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS.
(ROWING A BOAT?!)edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS.
HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE.
I’d like to go out for drinks with the independent athletes.
Submitted by: madskatercow
the only way this could get any more british is if at the end we declared war on France
I wonder if the queen feels awkward when people sing God Save The Queen the same way we feel awkward when people sing happy birthday to us.
President Obama’s favorite Girl Scout cookie: Thin mints. And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
Girl Scout cookie debates: They can get fractious.
When you’re buying ice cream at an out of state grocery store and a customer near you wonders why Ben and Jerry’s spelled “fish” wrong on their ice cream.