unfortunately, it is highly frowned upon to be a grown man with an etch-a-sketch
living is exhausting.
not eating can make people kind of snippy
school may be boring, but you won’t be in it forever
(and thank goodness for that, currently sitting in my last ever African Studies class)
“It’s not like you can major in housewife”
You know that lazy college senior meme where it says
“‘Do not attempt to due this project the night before’
yeah, that’s me. right now. SO REGRETTING THIS.
First that depressing HIMYM last night and now this? No.
#OccupyGreendale. Save Community. Six seasons and a movie.
Nothing is funny before 11. Nothing.
Cows don’t wrinkle. ‘Nuff said.
Money makes people shallow. Don’t accept the change.
“A splinter can get into your bloodstream, go straight to your heart and kill you.” True Story.
Never trust the fuzzy alarm clock. It will not purr on time.
“Boys don’t like funny girls” -Mrs. Kim